Thursday, April 16, 2015

Raccoon climbs 213m up Toronto crane to poop

A photo of a raccoon is being shared across the Internet after the four-legged bandit was caught on camera as it clung to the ladder of a crane in Toronto – more than 200 metres up. The photo was captured by Rob Mac, a tower crane operator in Toronto known for posting stunning skyline photos of the city taken from his storeys-high perch over the city.

Mac, who operates under the Twitter handle @SkyJacked793, posted the photo shortly before 8 a.m. on Thursday, with the caption "Wasn't me!" Mac said the raccoon had somehow managed to climb up 213 metres to reach the counter jib.

"This critter climbed over 700 feet to crap on my machine deck," Mac told CTV Toronto.
Mac said the crane was towering over Yonge Street and the Esplanade at the time. The crane is being used in the construction of the L Tower condominium development.

The raccoon managed to climb back down safely, said Mac, and is "long gone."

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Tony Sage - Oz Turdoid

Tony Sage
Antony William Paul Sage, known as Tony Sage (born 26 June 1960), is a Western Australian businessman. An accountant and fund manager, he finances and manages mining and exploration companies in Australia and overseas. He also owns Perth's A-League football team, Perth Glory. He was awarded best Australian executive by Resource Stocks Magazine in 2009 and Cape Lambert was named AIM Company of the year in 2008.

From at least 2012 to February 2014, Cape Lambert was the subject of continuing investigations by the Australian Taxation Office. The result was a $96m assessment, plunging the share value by 75%. After 2 years of scrutiny the ATO eventually settled for $2.4m
Mick Gatto helped negotiate a multi-million-dollar peace deal between the board of Cape Lambert and investors including a Russian billionaire. The parties were fighting for control of Cape Lambert since it banked $400 million from the sale of an iron ore project.
Gatto flew to London with associate John Khoury ... the pair run a "problem solving" business called Arbitrations and Mediations. Gatto and Khoury are believed to have received $1 million for their role in negotiations.

The disputing parties included Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich, Tony Sage and Mick "many names" Shemesian. The meeting was called by Romanian-born oil baron and convicted heroin dealer Frank Timis. It was decided that Mr Shemesian would sell his 10.5 per cent stake, Sage would stay on as executive chairman and Mr Abramovich's company Evraz would maintain its 16 per cent stake.

Sage is also director of at least seven other listed and private companies, most of which are micro-caps. This part of his world is typified by overlap: the share registers often feature both Mr Sage and Cape Lambert Resources as separate investors, with many of his companies holding stakes in each other.

In December 2013 Mr Sage's Perth offices - including those related to the A-League club and Mr Sage's Cape Lambert Resources company - were served warrants. AFP officers returned to the offices of several of Mr Sage's business interests months later, including Kupang Resources.
Today it was reported that a Sydney stockbroker was found to have manipulated the share price of a WA uranium explorer called Cauldron Energy and has been banned for five years. The Australian Securities and Investments Commission said today 56-year-old Anton Kerstens, of North Sydney, had "a long-standing relationship" with Cauldron. Cauldron is chaired by Tony Sage.

Friday, April 10, 2015

Vancouver Mayor rips Ottawa over oil spill

‎Vancouver Mayor Gregor Robertson is accusing Ottawa and the province of a “totally inadequate” response to a toxic fuel leak in English Bay, which left an oily sheen across a large swath of ocean water, prompted public health warnings and raised fresh questions about whether the federal government is adequately prepared to respond to marine spills.

The coast guard said about 2,700 litres of oil spilled into the bay, which sits just west of the city’s downtown, after an anchored bulk carrier named the MV Marathassa began leaking bunker fuel. The ship was on its maiden voyage and was in Vancouver to pick up grain.
Mr. Robertson said he wanted to know why it took six hours to deploy booms to deal with the spill and 13 hours to notify the City of Vancouver. He also complained of a lack of details about what spilled.

Mr. Robertson said he had questions about the federal ability to respond in light of cuts including the closure of the Kitsilano coast guard base, which generated immense controversy when it closed two years ago.
The Vancouver Park Board said city staff were patrolling English Bay and two beaches in Stanley Park, telling people to avoid the water until the health and ecological implications are clear.
Yvette Myers of Transport Canada said there appeared to be a malfunction in the MV Marathassa, which was built in Japan and came out of the shipyard in February.
The fuel spread over water and land in a purple-blue sheen and has prompted safety warnings from the city telling people to avoid downtown beaches and not to touch the fuel.

Monday, April 6, 2015

Triad boss loses ANOTHER bid to stay in Canada

The leader of a Macau Triad has lost his latest bid to remain in Canada. Tong Sang Lai, who’s also known as Lai Tong Sang, has been fighting to stay in B.C. since 2011 when government officials began the process to deport him because of his criminal ties.

In August 2013, an Immigration and Refugee Board found Lai inadmissible to Canada. Lai then appealed the IRB ruling to the Federal Court of Canada, which concluded last March that “the record before the Immigration Division shows abundant evidence that Triads in Macau were engaged in a number of activities that any civilized country would find to be illegal and indictable; including cold-blooded murder in public, extortion, assault, and more.”

Lai then took his case to the Federal Court of Appeal, which upheld the earlier rulings.

Tong Sang Lai
Lai, now 60, came to Canada on a permanent resident visa on Oct. 20, 1996 with his wife and children arriving shortly afterwards. Within a year, his Vancouver house had been targeted in a drive-by shooting and politicians were asking how a notorious gangster managed to get a visa to live in Canada. Immigration officials explained that a mistake was made at the time as no background check was done when Lai applied through the Canadian consulate in L.A.

The deportation hearing finally took place in February 2013 with sensational evidence from police wiretaps about a $1 million contract on Lai’s head and a Macau gang war that had spilled over into Vancouver.

Friday, April 3, 2015

Keir Reynolds revisited - Mezzi Holdings Inc - MZI.v

Venture anti-hero Reynolds is in the news again, this time with luxury handbags, don't be fukkin ridiculous.

It's a “smart luxury” fashion play you ignorant dope and it's called Mezzi Holdings Inc - MZI.v
Lord give us strength and are any loyal readers rushing out to buy this dividend spinning junk? One hopes not.

Our anti-hero turd seems willing to run with ANY dopey ball and EVERY dopey venture ball. Righto. And about that Reynolds track record already. Did we mention this PoS is a massive big advertiser on Stockhouse?

Thom Calandra
March 30, 2015: Mezzi Holdings Inc. ("MEZZI" or the "Company") (TSX-V: MZI, FRA: 0MZ) announces that pursuant to a private share transfer agreement, Keir Reynolds, CEO of the Company, has acquired ownership, control and direction over 2,224,500 common shares of the Company, representing 5.8% of the issued and outstanding common shares of the Company, at an effective price of CAD$0.14 per share.

Following the acquisition, Mr. Reynolds has ownership, control and direction over 3,602,500 common shares, representing 9.4% of the issued and outstanding common shares of the Company, and 550,000 share purchase options. Assuming exercise of all of the share purchase options held by Mr. Reynolds, he would have ownership, control and direction over 4,152,500 common shares, representing 10.9% of the issued and outstanding common shares. Mr. Reynolds also exercise control and direction over 1,327,500 common shares of the Company held by Mammoth Market Advisory Corp. When combined with Mr. Reynolds existing holdings, and assuming exercise of all share purchase options held by Mr. Reynolds, he would have control and direction over 5,480,000 common shares, representing 14.3% of the issued and outstanding common shares.
For further information please contact: Mr. Keir Reynolds CEO Tel: (778) 998-9242 Email:

Saturday, March 21, 2015

Shemesian finances Brades Resource - BRA.v - Update Brian Biles

Michael Mihran Shemesian
A rolling Australian stoneturd gathers no fukkin moss in a brand new Venture clover patch and Mr. Mihran Shemesian has landed with juggernaut Brades Resource - BRA.v

"Brades Resource Corp. has appointed Michael (Mick) Shmazian as strategic adviser to the company. Mr. Shmazian has over 25 years in the mineral exploration industry, and is the founder and chairman of Exchange Minerals Ltd., a private Dubai-based equity investment company established in 2005. Through a strong global network of consultants and companies, Exchange Minerals has been involved in the successful acquisition, exploration and development of a number of mineral, and oil and gas projects in Australia, Europe and Africa.

The company also announces that it has granted 2.7 million stock options to directors, officers and consultants of the company at a value of eight cents that will expire on March 5, 2017."

It appears the last foray by Many Names didn't fly as expected so THIS TIME he's figured out a better way to do things by NOT becoming a director. Sadly Mick that means nada to the regulators and as far as I know they still actually expect people to use their REAL NAMES. Go figure.

There is much about Many Names that can't be spewed here. Lets just say his determination to invade Canada with his particular brand of Oz kangaroo chit is very necessary for him personally and all bad for the public in North America.
Mr. Brett Matich was the thin edge of the wedge a few years ago and if there weren't enough dead crooked home grown securities turds here already the next wave of Oz organized crime bikie types will make sure of it.

So what about the BCSC? Does this mean Venture capitalists can call themselves ShitzBaz III in documents if they want to? It would not surprise me with THOSE amazing "people". The tiny details, like actual fukkin identity, sure as chit doesn't slow down the likes of Mr. Michael Mihran Shemesian.

So a body sure doesn't need to look far to smell the stench here. Director extraordinary Mr. BRIAN BILES

"This decision relates to a hearing and review under section 28 of the Securities Act, R.S.B.C. 1996, c. 418, of a decision of a disciplinary hearing committee of the Vancouver Stock Exchange.

The decision under review, dated April 18, 1996, related to allegations against Brian Biles contained in a citation issued by the Exchange on November 13, 1995. The hearing panel found that Biles had committed numerous infractions of the Exchange’s rules and by-laws. The panel fined Biles $40,000, ordered him to pay the costs of the hearing and withdrew the Exchange’s approval for five years, the withdrawal to be suspended if certain conditions were fulfilled.",_et__al___Decision_/

Wednesday, March 11, 2015

Robert Bruce Duncan spanked by OSC - CCB.v - UPDATE

Our anti-hero continues to insult and this time, again, we MUST wonder what our man is using for grey material.

MOST busted red-handed securities retards would have figured out that its time to cease and desist. Does that apply to Mr. Robert Bruce Duncan and his very open posting on SH?

To: Arctic99
Date: 3/13/2015 11:08:54 AM
Subject: Your Defamatory Comments are Duly Noted
"Without Prejudice"

As you know, there are legal remedies for slander and libel and this inbox will serve as Canada Carbon's only notice to you. Absent a retraction and apology regarding your outrageous and egregious statements by Monday, March 16, 2015 Canada Carbon will review our legal options including obtaining a court order seeking your identification from Stockhouse.

Govern yourself accordingly.

Bruce Duncan, CEO
Canada Carbon Inc

I gave you notice privately to adhere to our caution and since you cared to mischaracterize the notice I am now presenting the notice for all to see.

Bruce Duncan, CEO
Canada Cabon Inc.

ps. I am available at 905-813-8408 if you care to reconsider your position as others have done."

Robert Bruce Duncan
Robert Bruce Duncan puts yet ANOTHER feather in that dopey cap of his. Take yet ANOTHER bow Sir, you are a flaming securities reprobate and dufus fully beyond polite description in normal company.

Pffffffft !!!!

As a result of a continuous disclosure review by the staff of the Ontario Securities Commission, Canada Carbon Inc. is issuing the following news release to retract and clarify its disclosure.

Restricted disclosure of economic analysis

National Instrument 43-101 restricts the disclosure of the results of an economic analysis prior to completing at least a preliminary economic assessment based on at least inferred mineral resources to support the disclosure.

The company's corporate presentations dated January, 2015, and February, 2015, contained statements which may have been potentially misleading, in that they related to topics such as forecast production rates, operating cost estimates, potential product sales and potential years of mine life. Given that the company's April 25, 2014, technical report on the Miller graphite property does not address mineral resources, it is potentially misleading for the company to disclose information related to anticipated economic viability and planned production."

TOTALLY unreal is the Hapless Donut Gang and LeaderTard Robert Bruce Duncan. For the good of the public that wicked large K9 should be banned from Canadian securities markets for an extended period.

Sunday, March 8, 2015

Meet Danny (Boy) Terrett - CCB IR turd

Dan Terrett
Hot off the presses is further clarification of the members of the "Hapless Donut Gang".

Lets put em together for Robert Bruce Duncan numero uno bummy boy Mr. Dan Terrett.

Also now on our radar are the twisted sisters who, drumroll, have much experience working for SH.
So the public has long wondered how "Bob Greenfield" could possibly have such in-depth knowledge of the goings on at CCB.v and others have wondered how supposed private information on SH posters could have been obtained by pure scum.

For this monkey's money we have all the answers we need to drop this load of pure chit into OSC lap forthwith.

Larry Hoover

Thursday, February 26, 2015

TubbyWad fully toasted finally - VFX.v

"Jason Allen, president and chief executive officer, and Bill Woods, chief financial officer, have relinquished control of the company to BDO as bankruptcy trustee and, effective immediately, are no longer officers of the company.

Harold Baxandall, Ron Long and Jason Allen have resigned their positions as directors of the company, effective immediately."
Takes MANY moons for this dead pure scam to expire and thank the useless as wicked hell regulators once again. Unbelievable.

We say it over and over and its ALWAYS true. Avoiding scams ain't rocket science. The instant tubbywad was willing to flip off stakeholder's paper to the GreekTard with zero control over dilution was the instant this PoS was very clearly doomed.

The GreekTard has seen fit to pass along regards to those buried in VFX.v, and really Georgie, you forgot to mention exactly HOW MUCH free trading paper you got for luring the public into purchasing this fukkin chit.

Re: What!!!!!!

in response to What!!!!!! by seahawks
posted on Jan 16, 15 05:57PM 

Hi, Seahawks. We're just as surprised as anyone about this development and trying to reach management for further comment.
To clarify your statement, Virtutone is a sponsor/advertiser of AGORACOM. We run their ads on the site and report the news issued by the company. We don't make buy recommendations.

FEATURE: Virtutone Networks (VFX:TSX-V) Net Revenues of $39.6M for Q3 2014

posted on Jan 13, 15 04:36PM


  • Net revenues reached $39,601,691 for the third quarter of 2014, an increase of $27,371,111 (Read Release)
  • $48,823,623 in Revenues for the Year Ended Jan 31, 2014 (Read Release)
  • Gross profit increased to $1,562,478 - Year Ended Jan 31, 2014

So naturally the "news" hit and OMG those zillions in revenues from unnamed types are all bad debts and this enterprise is bankrupt. Damn tis. Now WHO, 18 months ago, saw this wicked crooked horsechit coming? Its never rocket science and phat boy proves it in freakin spades.
And lets put them together for ANOTHER "success" from AgoraScam. GreekTards and crooks seem to go together, a body best make a note of that. Pffft.

"One of Virtutone Networks Inc.'s biggest clients based in London, United Kingdom, has not been able to make payments of a total amount of $13.8-million (U.S.) to the company. Virtutone's management has taken all the necessary steps in order to get payment but so far to no avail. Considering the importance of the amount involved, Virtutone had no other alternatives than to reduce costs to the minimal as well as to lay off all staff, excluding Jason Allen, chief executive officer, as well as William N. Woods, chief financial officer, and is now suspending operations to concentrate all efforts on obtaining payment. The outcome of these efforts being uncertain, there is no guarantee that Virtutone will be able to resume operations. Virtutone's management is currently undergoing a strategic review of available options and recourses in light of the current circumstances. The company's management will provide further updates as to progress of the situation and actions to be taken.

Our overfed phat boy has requested a trading halt for news, and that is probably a good thing because everybody and their blind dog already KNOWS what the fukkin news is gonna be ...

Jason Allen

VFX-Sad day
Virutone Networks info.
Have closed their doors at the main office in Sherwood Park.
Have laid off most of their employees.
Have discontinued customer support, noboby in office, shut up tighter than Fort Knox.
Have not paid their bills.
I made over 40 calls over the last 3 days, check for yourself 780 702 5777. Tried every extention and got picked up by a gal that had the phone forwarded to her but said nothing.

Mr. Jason Allen reports


Virtutone Networks Inc. achieved a new daily revenue record of over $500,000 in revenue on Wednesday, April 9, 2014.

"This is a great milestone that we have achieved," said Jason Allen, chief executive officer of Virtutone. "Due to our strong balance sheet, we are leveraging our strong financial position to increase organic sales as we had projected, while maintaining our margins. We have also updated our investor presentation, which is available now on our website."
It just goes on and on. Tubby's margins are negative, have always been negative, and will ALWAYS be negative.

The reporting of numbers pulled from ample and fully disgusting anus, now daily apparently, is totally fukkin bogus. The regulator should have stopped phat arse's dopey stupidity months ago. At this rate TubbyWad will be reporting "revenues" by the minute.